Fish Jokes 2

Q: Which fish can perform operations?
A: A Sturgeon!
Q: Where do little fishes go every morning?
A: To plaice school!
Q: What fish goes up the river at 100 mph?
A: A motor pike!
Q: How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
A: He prawned everything!
Q: What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather?
A: Skate!
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A: Fsh!
Q: What lives in the ocean, is grouchy and hates neighbors?
A: A hermit crab!
Q: What do you get from a bad-tempered shark?
A: As far away as possible!
Q: Why did the whale cross the road?
A: To get to the other tide!

Course At School

Did you hear about the new course you can take at school? Yes, intercourse... you go between periods and you are expected to come.

Hard Information

A motorway walks into a pub one day. He goes up to the bar and orders himself a drink. He just sits down when in walks a strip of tarmac. The motorway sees the tarmac and starts to panic so he jumps over the bar and ducks down so it won't see him. The barman looks down at him and says, "What's the matter with you? Why are you hiding? You've got six lanes and two hard shoulders. Why are you frightened of a piece of tarmac? The motorway replies, "You don't know him like I do. He's a cyclepath."