Word Play Jokes

Long and Hard

Q: What's long, hard and full of seamen?
A: A submarine.

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Radio

You have a face made for radio.

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Growing Older

Three old men were sitting on a porch. "I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one. "I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another. The third one said, "I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."

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