Word Play Jokes

A Bet With the Butcher

I bet the butcher $50 that he couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too high."

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Hearing Aids

Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides.

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Learning To Love

A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong. "Ohhh, it's my girlfriend." "Oh yeah? What's the problem?" "When I asked her if she could learn to love me," he said, "she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."

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