Word Play Jokes

Can't Take A Joke

Q: What's the difference between three penises and a joke?
A: Your mom can't take a joke.

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Mockingbirds Everywhere

Q: What would you have if you had 2,000 mockingbirds?
A: Two kilomockingbirds! (to kill a mocking birds)

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Virgin Wool

Q: Where do you get virgin wool?
A: From ugly sheep.

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