Making Ice Cream

Q   In what school do you learn to make ice cream?
A: In Sunday School

Big Night Out

You might be a redneck if you consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.

Double Meaning Sign

A priest and pastor from the local parishes are standing by the side of the road holding up a sign that reads, "The End is Near! Turn around before it's too late!" "Leave us alone you religious nuts!" yelled the first driver as he sped by. From around the curve they heard screeching tires and a big splash. "Do you think," said one clergy to the other, "we should just put up a sign that says 'Bridge Out' instead?"