Operation

Took a girl out on a date. It went really well, we had a lot in common, especially our love of TV medical dramas.
So for our next date I'm taking her to the theater

Corporate Booty Call - Hard Work

I see you've been noticing my hard work.

Blowing Bubbles

Three ducks were swimming in a pond after midnight and were arrested for trespassing. The next morning, they were called to appear in court. The judge called in duck number one and said, "What where you doing in the pond after midnight?" "I was blowing bubbles." The judge then called in duck number two and asked him the same question. "Judge, I was blowing bubbles." He then called in duck number three and said, "So let me guess? You were blowing bubbles too?" "No, I'm Bubbles."