Brown Fingered Artist

Q: Who is the famous artist with brown fingers?
A: Pic-ass-o.

Boys in the Classroom

There were three boys in a classroom: one named Zip, one named Dick, and one named Pea. Their teacher leaves the room for a moment, so Zip gets on top of the cupboard, Dick goes inside the cupboard, and Pee jumps around outside. The teacher returns and yells, "Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!"

Butterfly

Q: How do you make a butterfly?
A: Flick it out of the butter dish with a knife!