Word Play Jokes

Tasered At The Airport

Got tasered picking up my friend from the airport today. Apparently security doesn't like it when you shout, "Hi Jack!"

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Knock Knock - Amazon

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Amazon!
Amazon who?
Amazon of a gun!

Anonymous

Diarrhea

Q: Did you know that diarrhea is hereditary?
A: Yeah, it runs in the jeans!

Anonymous
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