Word Play Jokes

Octocow

Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?
A: A cow that can milk itself!

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Yo Mama - Sections

Yo mama so fat she has to wake up in sections.

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Football Pitch

Q: What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
A: The "scenter" spot!

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