Word Play Jokes

Fruit or Vegetable

Q: Is a date a fruit or a vegetable?
A: You don't know until he's at the door.

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Sea Mammal

A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past. "My What was that?" exclaimed the woman. "Oh, that's just the Presidential Seal," replied the guide.

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Geek Booty Call - Calculus

I need some help with my calculus. Can you integrate my natural log?

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