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Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Always the Lawyer
A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered 'no' to the question. The next question, intended for those who answered the preceding question with a 'yes', was "why?" Nevertheless, the lawyer answered it, "Never got caught."
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Proper Weight For An Attorney
Q: What is the proper weight for an attorney?
A: About 3 pounds...not counting the urn!
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Vegas Lawyers
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, but lawyers can find you anywhere.
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