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Word Play Jokes - Lawyer Jokes
Double Jeopardy
Q: How do you define double jeopardy?
A: When a lawyer calls in her partner.
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Single Celled Lawyer
Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an amoeba?
A: One wears a tie.
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Leaving money for the dead
A Brooklyn lawyer, a used car salesman and a banker were gathered by a coffin containing the body of an old friend. In his grief, one of the three said, "In my family, we have a custom of giving the dead some money, so they?ll have something to spend over there. "They all agreed that this was appropriate. The banker dropped a hundred dollar bill into the casket, and the car salesman did the same. The lawyer took out the bills and wrote a check for $300.
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