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Word Play Jokes - Halloween Jokes
Bone Scale
Q: What unit of measurement do you use to weigh bones?
A: Skele tons!
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Pirate Joke
Q: What do you sew on a Pirate Halloween costume to fix a tear?
A: A pumpkin patch.
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Submitted BY: Juliana Palmcook
Bill Clinton for Halloween
A little boy wanted to be Bill Clinton for Halloween, but he couldn't get door-to-door with his pants around his ankles.
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