Brown and Bloody

Q: What is brown, bloody and lying in a ditch?
A: A brunette who told too many dumb blonde jokes.

Buxom Waitress

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)
A: "'Debbie'. . . that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Swimming the English Channel

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the breast stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached the shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked: "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."