Who Won the Race

Q: Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?
A: Santa flies, not runs... there aren't any smart blondes, so the dumb blonde it must be!

Blonde Ballerinas

Did you hear about the blonde who, after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?

Drinking Code

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walked into a bar.
The brunette said to the bartender "I'll have a B and C."
"What's a B and C?" asked the bartender.
"Bourbon and Coke," replied the brunette.
"I'll have a G and T," said the red head.
"What's a G and T?" asked the bartender.
"Gin and tonic." replied the red head.
"I'll have a15," said the blonde.
"What's a 15?" asked the bartender.
The blonde rolled her eyes and said,"Duh, a 7 and 7."