Buxom Waitress

Q: What did the blonde customer say to the buxom waitress (reading her name tag)
A: "'Debbie'. . . that's cute. What did you name the other one?"

Swimming the English Channel

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the breast stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached the shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked: "I don't want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms."

A New Tearful Bride

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears. She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him." "Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding." "No, mother, you don't understand. I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the price!" "Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom. "Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars." "No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket." "Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?" "Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the package and it said - 'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"