Are You Really Sure?

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is pushing 300, 6'5", and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

A Blonde In Flight School

A blonde went to a flight school insisting she wanted to learn to fly.  As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her by radio on how to pilot the solo helicopter.
He took her out, showed her how to start it and gave her the basics, and sent her on her way.  After she climbed 1000 feet, she radioed in.  "I'm doing great!  I love it!  The view is so beautiful and I'm starting to get the hang of this."
After 2000 feet, she radioed again, saying how easy it was to fly.  The instructor watched her climb over 3000 feet, and was beginning to worry that she hadn't radioed in.  
A few minutes later, he watched in horror as she crashed about half a mile away.  He ran over and pulled her from the wreckage. When he asked what happened, she said, "I don't know! Everything was going fine, but as I got higher, I was starting to get cold.  I can barely remember anything after I turned off the big fan!"

Elvis and a Smart Blonde

Q:  What's the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
A:  Elvis has been sighted.