Blonde - Movie

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that those under seventeen weren't admitted!

Blonde - License

Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex.

Blonde - Flashlight

There was a Blond and a Brunette on an airplane.  All of a sudden the engine blew and they started to crash!  There was only one parachute and a flashlight.  The Brunette grabbed the parachute and the flashlight and said to the blond, "Ok, this is a magic flashlight, I will shine it on the ground and you can slide down the beam of light!  Then I will follow you with the parachute."  The blond looked at her sceptically and said, "Do you think I am that dumb? I know when I am halfway down you're gonna turn it off!"