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Zombie Booty Call

You caught my eye from across the room. I'll probably need that back later.

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Where is the French Border?

"Why do you look so glum today?", the teacher asked young Johnny. "I didn't have no breakfast," Johnny mumbled. "You poor dear," said the teacher. "Now, to return to our geography lesson, Johnny, where is the French border?" "In bed with my mom. That's why I didn't have no breakfast."

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What Kind of A Woman...

"Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?" asked John "Yes, I will." Paula replied. "Would you do it for one thousand?" he asked. "Well maybe, or maybe I'd do something else for you." she answered with a wink. "How about a blowjob for $20?" responded John. "Hey! What kind of woman do you think I am?" Paula snapped, indignantly. "That's already been established, Paula. Now we're just haggling over the price!"

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