Word Play Jokes

Nun Date

Q: What does a nun wear on a date?
A: A Cross Your Heart Bra and No-nonsense pantyhose.

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To Kill a Circus

Q: How do you kill the circus?
A: You go for the juggler.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Submitted BY: laughingforfun

Paper or Plastic?

One day a guy went to a grocery store and the bagger boy asked him "Paper or Plastic" and the man said, "Uh... paper I guess." Then the bagger boy said your total is $56.35. The man took out his wallet and said "Real or Counterfeit".

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