Word Play Jokes

Waking Lady Gaga

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
A: Poke'r Face.

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Santa's Gas Mileage

Q: Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?
A: Because it has long-distance runners on each side.

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Gas Bill

Q: Why did Hitler kill himself?
A: The Jews sent him the gas bill.

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