Word Play Jokes

Motivational Speaker Booty Call

Step 1: Feel that fire of passion burning in you!
Step 2: Now feel mine.

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Tossed Off A Ship

A panhandler was caught trying to sneak aboard a Princess liner about to embark on a three-day trip to the Bahamas. He was caught by the Purser who threw him off the ship telling him, "Beggars can't be cruisers."

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Winter Dresses

Q: Why don't women wear dresses in the winter?
A: Chapped lips.

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