Word Play Jokes

Sick Ship

Q: Where does a ship go when it's sick?
A: To the dock.

Anonymous

Yo Mama - Airport

Yo mama so stupid, she saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," so she turned around and went home.

Anonymous

Scrotum

A daughter asked her mother, "Mom, how do you spell 'scrotum'?" Her mom replied, "Honey, you should have asked me last night, it was on the tip of my tongue.”

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