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Borrow Your Ass
Q: Can I borrow your face for a few days?
A: My ass is going on vacation.
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I used to do yoga, but their expectations of me were too high
They wanted me to bend over backwards for them
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Downhill Skis
Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
They are called Lewin-skis. They are for people who like to go down.
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