Word Play Jokes

Cheating Man

A man cheats on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, "I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."

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Marriage Institution

They say Marriage is an institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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Take All The Credit

Q: Believe me, I don't want to make a monkey out of you.
A: Why should I take all the credit?

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