Word Play Jokes

Strong Snails

Q: Why is the snail the strongest animal?
A: Because he carries a house on his back!

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Quasimodo

Q: Have you seen Quasimodo?
A: I have a hunch he's back!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Airport Left

I knew a blonde that was so stupid that when she took you to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

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