Being Direct

The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said, "Hey, honey, what do you say to a little fuck?" She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little fuck!"

Rhymes with Snoop

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre!

Beverly Hills

One day there were four people absent from class. The next day one of the boys came back to school, and the teacher asked where he was. He replied "On top of Beverly Hills." The teacher said "Okay." Then the next day, another boy came in and the teacher asked where were you? He replied "On top of Beverly Hills." The teacher said "Okay." The next day the third boy came in and the teacher asked "Where were you?" and he replied "On top of Beverly Hills". The third person came in and the teacher asked "Where were you?" Before the girl could say anything the teacher said "Let me guess, on top of Beverly Hills?" The girl said "No I am Beverly Hills."