Word Play Jokes

Being Direct

The horny midget found that the best way to make time with women was to be direct about it. So he went up to the tallest blondest woman at the party and said, "Hey, honey, what do you say to a little fuck?" She looked down at him and promptly replied, "Hello, you little fuck!"

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Anonymous

Rhymes with Snoop

Q: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?
A: Dr. Dre!

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Anonymous

Good Advice

I asked the Chinese chairman of Bic if he had any advice on how to make my fortune.
He told me "Biro, sell high"

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