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Football Pitch
Q: What part of a football pitch smells nicest?
A: The "scenter" spot!
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Tomato Family
A family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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Steel Trap
I have a mind like a steel trap, which can be dangerous. Every time I get an idea, it snaps my neck and swallows my face.
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