Hind-lick Maneuver

A woman orders a chicken sandwich and starts to choke. People are running frantically, trying to figure out what to do. Two homosexuals sitting in the corner whisper to each other and run in front of the choking lady. One strips out of his overalls, bends over butt naked in front of his friend. His friend proceeds to lick the other's ass. Upon seeing this, the lady vomits forcing the lodged food from her throat. After making sure the lady is OK, the two homosexuals return to their food. One turns to the other and says, "Wow, that hind-lick maneuver really works!"

Space Stick

Q: Did you hear about the astronaut that stepped on the chewing gum?
A: He got stuck in orbit !

Job Interview

I went for a job interview and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well I'm your man," I replied. "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong they said I was responsible."