Word Play Jokes

A Cat's Favorite T.V. Show

Q: What is the cat's favorite T.V. show?
A: The evening mews!

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Five Day Forecast

Q: What's the five-day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days

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Seattle and Cher

Q: What do Seattle and Cher have in common?
A: Neither of them are fucking Sonny.

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