West Virginian Women

Q: What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?
A: A tourist.

West Virginian Group Photo

Q: Why is it so difficult to take a group photo of a bunch of West Virginians?
A: Because every time the photographer yells "Cheese!" they all line up!'

George Washington's Surprise

A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist. He finishes up one session by telling him, "Tomorrow, we'll cross the Delaware and surprise them when they least expect it." As soon as he's gone, the psychiatrist picks up the phone and says, "King George, this is Benedict Arnold. I now have the plans!"