U.S. State Jokes

Texas Farm

A Texas farmer was touring England. He happened to meet an English farmer and asked him, "What size farm do you have?" The Englishman proudly announced, "Thirty-five acres!"
"Thirty-five acres?" the Texan scoffed. "Why, I can get in my truck at 8:00 AM and start driving and at noon, I am still on my farm. I can eat lunch and start driving again and at 5:00 PM I am still on my farm.
"Ah, yes," the Englishman nodded in understanding. "I had a truck like that once."

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Small Pepsi

Q: In what state can you find small Pepsi's?
A: Mini-soda (Minnesota).

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One for the Volunteers

Tennessee folks make fun of their northern Virginian neighbors with this quip:
Q: You know why birds fly upside down over Scott County, Virginia?
A: "Cause there ain't nothin' worth shittin' on up there!"

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