U.S. State Jokes

From Tennessee

You must be from Tennessee, 'cause you're the only ten I see!

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Connecticut Crazy Law

  • You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
  • In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce.
  • It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades.
  • You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays.
  • The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed)
  • It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway.
  • No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind.
  • It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.
  • Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display.
  • You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands.
  • You may not educate dogs.
  • It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday.
  • It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire.
  • Silly string is banned.
  • It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer.

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South Dakota Crazy Law

South Dakota Crazy Laws

  • Movies that show police officers being struck, beaten, or treated in an offensive manner are forbidden.
  • No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants.
  • If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.
  • It is illegal to lie down and fall asleep in a cheese factory.
  • Spearfish If three or more Indians are walking down the street together, they can be considered a war party and fired upon. 

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