Travel Jokes

The Bus Vomit Incident

On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy due to motion sickness. She made her way to the restroom, only to find it locked. She went back to her seat, laid her head back and tried to fight off the nausea. Unsuccessfully, she rolled her head to the right and threw up on the lap of a man who was dozing and who was therefore unaware of what had happened. When the fellow awoke, he was shocked to find himself covered in vomit. Turning to him, Mrs.Davis said, "There now, are you feeling better?"

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Dealing With Heavy Traffic

Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?
A: Heavy psychedelics.

Anonymous

Reducing Travel Risk

There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before coming to any junction, whizz straight over it, then slow down again once he'd got over it. One day, he took a passenger, who was understandably unnerved by his driving style, and asked him why he went so fast over junctions. The statistics student replied, "Well, statistically speaking, you are far more likely to have an accident at a junction, so I just make sure that I spend less time there."

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