Even More Bumper Stickers!

• Heart Attacks... God's Revenge for Eating His Animal Friends
• How many roads must a man travel down before he admits he is lost?
• I'm an imbecile and I vote
• Money Isn't Everything... But it Sure Keeps the Kids In Touch
• If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you!
• 100,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest?
• Grow your own dope, plant a man
• All Men Are Animals, Some Just Make Better Pets
• Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
• I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
• BEER: It's not just for breakfast anymore.
• I need someone really bad...Are you really bad?
• Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
• All men are idiots...I married their king.
• Reality is a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs
• Don't drink and drive...You might hit a bump and spill it
• We are born naked, wet, and hungry....Then things get worse.

Helicopter Ride

A man and his wife go to a county fair for 50 years and every year the man said he would love to go on the helicopter but his wife said £50 is £50. One year the pilot heard this and said if you don't make a sound on the flight you can ride for free. So the pilot did everything he could to make them make a sound even loop the loops and at the end the pilot said, "Congratulations you didn't make a sound." The man said, "I almost made a sound when my wife fell out but £50 is £50."

A Red Spot On the Dash

A truck driver breaks down and shortly another trucker stops to give him a hand. He notices that the first driver has a big red spot painted on his dash and asks him what it's for. He replies "Oh that's a conversation piece for when I pick up female hitchhikers. I get lots of pussy that way" The other driver thinks that's a great idea so he paints a red spot on his dash too. Then he sees a girl hitchhiking so he picks her up. She notices the red spot on the dash and asks him what it's for. He says "It's a conversation piece. You wanna fuck?"