Bin Laden's Trip To The Pearly Gates

After getting nailed by a Daisy Cutter, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" Washington, slapping Osama in the face. Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama on the nose. James Madison comes up next, and says "This is why I allowed the Federal government to provide for the common defense!" He drops a large weight on Osama's knee. Osama is subject to similar beatings from James Monroe, and 65 other people who have the same love for liberty and America. As he writhes on the ground, Thomas Jefferson picks him up to hurl him back toward the gate where he is to be judged. As Osama awaits his journey to his final very hot destination, he screams; "this is not what I was promised!" An angel replies "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you...What the hell did you think I said?

Osama Bin Laden in Sand

Q: What do you call Osama Bin Laden buried up to his neck in sand?
A: Not enough sand.

Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads

Q & A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:
Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID.
 
Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing - yet.
 
Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
 
Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
A: Duck.
 
Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
 
Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
 
Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
 
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
 
Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?
A: They hate bread.
 
Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: The camels can't handle it.