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Telephone Jokes - Answering Machine Jokes
Answering Machine - Frere Jacques
Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques": We're not here now, We're not here now, Don't hang up, Don't hang up, Leave your name and number, Leave your name and number, We'll call back, We'll call back.
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Arguing Answering Machine
Matt: Hello?
Roommate: C'mon, Matt, we're gonna be late!
Matt: Hold on, there's someone on the phone! Hello?
Roommate: C'mon, dude!
Matt: Hello? Aaah, whatever... BEEP!
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Answering Machine - Tone
Please leave a tone after the message.
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