Telephone Jokes - Answering Machine Jokes

Answering Machine - Frere Jacques

Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques":  We're not here now, We're not here now, Don't hang up, Don't hang up, Leave your name and number, Leave your name and number, We'll call back, We'll call back.

Anonymous

Arguing Answering Machine

Matt: Hello? 
Roommate: C'mon, Matt, we're gonna be late!
Matt: Hold on, there's someone on the phone! Hello?
Roommate: C'mon, dude!
Matt: Hello? Aaah, whatever... BEEP!

Anonymous

Answering Machine - Tone

Please leave a tone after the message.

Anonymous
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