Answering Machine - Tone

Please leave a tone after the message.

Yo Mama - Cell Phone Plan

Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute -- anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

Answering Machine - Weird All Yankovich

"The Check is in the Mail" by Weird Al Yankovich: Well hey how you doin'? Have a seat have a drink, Boy it's good to see you what can I say, Oh sorry got to run we'll get together again, Say what was your name anyway? Well we're working on the problem -- We'll get back to you soon, Don't try to call me I'll be in a meeting every afternoon for a year, maybe longer, keep in touch, thanks for dropping by and have a nice day.