International Call to Your Mother

A blonde goes to an international message center to call her mother. When the man tells her it will be $300, she exclaims, "I don't have that kind of money, but I'll do ANYTHING to get a message to my mother." He tells the blonde to follow him and takes her into a back room. He unzips his pants and takes out his penis. The blonde gets on her knees, brings it toward her mouth and says, "Hello? Mom?"

Arguing Answering Machine

Matt: Hello? 
Roommate: C'mon, Matt, we're gonna be late!
Matt: Hold on, there's someone on the phone! Hello?
Roommate: C'mon, dude!
Matt: Hello? Aaah, whatever... BEEP!

Psych

Q: A friend asked to use my iPhone 12 to call his mom.
A: I told him to just hit redial.