Telephone Jokes

Arguing Answering Machine

Matt: Hello? 
Roommate: C'mon, Matt, we're gonna be late!
Matt: Hold on, there's someone on the phone! Hello?
Roommate: C'mon, dude!
Matt: Hello? Aaah, whatever... BEEP!

Anonymous

Psych

Q: A friend asked to use my iPhone 12 to call his mom.
A: I told him to just hit redial.

Anonymous

Answering Machine - Tone

Please leave a tone after the message.

Anonymous
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