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Gangster Answering Machine
Yo. I ain't here right now. Leave a message at that silly beep and I'll get back... (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells delightful!
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Answering Machine - Any Questions
OK, one more time... This is our answering machine... This is the message on our answering machine... Any questions?
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Answering Machine - Frere Jacques
Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques": We're not here now, We're not here now, Don't hang up, Don't hang up, Leave your name and number, Leave your name and number, We'll call back, We'll call back.
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