Facebook and Introverts

Q: Why is Facebook a great site for introverts?
A: Because it's the only place where they can talk to a wall and not be considered an loser!
 

Mirror Image

Q: If a camera on a shelf takes a picture of itself what do you call it?
A: A shelfie

Facebook Photo

You'll be so fat after Thanksgiving that your next Facebook profile pic will have to be taken by a drone.