Programmer's Drinking Song

99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, Fix one bug, compile it again, 101 little bugs in the code. 101 little bugs in the code, 101 bugs in the code, Fix one bug, compile it again,103 little bugs in the code.

Microsoft Ad Space

Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression.
"We estimate that throughout the world, at any given moment, several million people are getting a 'general protection fault' or 'illegal operation' warning. We will be able to generate significant revenue by including a short advertising message along with it," said Microsoft marketing director Nathan Mirror.
The Justice Department immediately indicated that they intend to investigate whether Microsoft is gaining an unfair advantage in reaching the public with this advertising, by virtue of its semi-monopolistic control over error messages.

Computer Terms

Q.180?
A. The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.
Q. Obsolete? 
A. Any computer you own.
Q. Microsecond?
A. The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer to become obsolete.
Q. Syntax Error 
A.  "Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.
Q. GUI (pronounced "gooey")?
A. What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.
Q. Computer Chip?
A. Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.
Q. Keyboard? 
A. The standard way to generate computer errors.
Q. Hard Drive?
A. The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen.
Q. Portable Computer?
A.  A device invented to force business men to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.
Q.  Disk  Crash?
 A.  A typical computer response to any critical deadline.
Q. Power User?
A.  Anyone who can format a disk from a DOS System.
Q. Update?
 A. A quick method of trashing ALL of your current software.