Technology Jokes

Too Much TV

Q: How do you know a kid who's watches too much TV? 
A: You ask a five-year-old what sound a duck makes, and his answered "AFLAC!"

Anonymous

If Apple Made Toasters

If Apple made toasters... It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 years earlier. The toast would make a little smiley face at you when it popped up, or else it would get stuck and there would be a little picture of a bomb burned onto it. If they break, these toasters would require a special set of MacToaster Tools to even open up. Worldwide market share would only be 5%, but all the bread in school lunches would be exclusively toasted on the MacToaster.

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Geek Booty Call - Droid

Are you the droid I'm looking for?

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