Wrong ISP

TOP TEN SIGNS YOU PICKED THE WRONG INTERNET SERVICE PROVIDER
1. Their company logo: two tin cans and a length of string.
2. You check out their address, and it's a phone booth containing a Compaq portable and an acoustic coupler
.3. Their chief technical officer lives in a 10-foot-by-7-foot shack in the woods.
4. Their proud boast: "We've been on the Internet since it was CB radio."
5. Their promo materials use the words "information" and "superhighway" in the same sentence.
6. You order an SLIP/PPP connection, email, and 2MB of server space for your personal Web site, and the voice on the other end of the phone asks "Would you like fries with that?"
7. "As seen in Better Business Bureau special reports."
8. "Access speeds up to 9,600 BPS in most areas."
9. They hawk both domain names and Rolexes on street corners.
10. They charge by the word.

Website Rx

Q: What do you call a doctor for websites?
A: A URLologist

Chain Letter Type IV

Here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.

• Friends- A friend is someone who is always at your side,
  A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like a wet dog,
  A friend is someone who likes you even though you're disgustingly ugly,
  A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you've soiled yourself,
  A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,
  A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs,
  A friend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn't speak much English no, sorry that's the cleaning lady,/
  Now pass this on! If you don't, Satan will send dogs in heat to your room in your sleep!! There. Now that we've covered and dumped on the four main types of chain letters, onto the ironic part. In order for this to get any popularity, send it on!!! If you don't think it was funny at all, don't bother, but otherwise forward this sucker to everyone you know!! If you don't, I don't care. Thanks!