Addicted To Computers

Ten ways to know that you're addicted to your computer:
10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL.
9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse.
8) Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family.
7) Your computer is your ONLY friend.
6) You think cyber sex is better than real sex.
5) You type only in short hand (YO ROFLMAO I'LL BRB B4 U RTFM LOL).
4) You type 40 words a minute with two fingers.
3) Your twins are named RAM & ROM.
2) After breaking from your computer, you realize you have gained 40lbs, have grown hair in unusual places, your spouse and kids have left you, and Windows 3.1 is outdated.
1) YOU READ STUFF LIKE THIS!

Computer Language Booty Call

Your bra size looks like it's the same as my favorite computer language, C++.

First Computer

Q: Who invented the first computer in Biblical Times?
A: Eve -- she had an Apple in one hand and a Wang in the other!