Alexa and CNN

“Alexa, turn on CNN. I want to hear the news.”
“Sorry, you’ll have to pick one or the other.”

Computer Language Booty Call

Your bra size looks like it's the same as my favorite computer language, C++.

Too Much TV

Q: How do you know a kid who's watches too much TV? 
A: You ask a five-year-old what sound a duck makes, and his answered "AFLAC!"