Light Bulb - Mac Users

Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but it costs $4000 and you have to replace the motherboard.

Twitter Troop

Q: Why don't Twitter users make good soldiers?
A: Because they are quick to retweet

Alexa and CNN

“Alexa, turn on CNN. I want to hear the news.”
“Sorry, you’ll have to pick one or the other.”