Technology Jokes

A Hooker And A Engineer

Q: What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?
A: A fuckin know-it-all!

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Facebook Post

I was offered sex today with a 21 year old girl. In exchange I was supposed to advertise some kind of bathroom cleaner to my friends. Of course I declined because I'm a person of high moral standards with strong will power. Just as strong as Ajax, the super strong bathroom cleaner, now available scented lemon or vanilla.

Anonymous

Lisa has Friends

Lisa has 750 friends on Facebook. A week later she adds 150 more to her friends list.
Q: What does Lisa have?
A: Huge boobs.

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