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The best jokes and joke writers!

Britney Spears & Computers

Q: How is a computer like Britney Spears?

A They're both cheap, white, and plastic.

Apple iFart

Q: Why shouldn't you fart in an Apple Store?

A: They don't have Windows.

Call Me Maybe

Q: How did the boy iPhone propose to the girl iPhone?

A: He gave her a ring.

Favorite Key

Q: What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

A: The space bar.

Craig's List - Robot

A man buys a lie detector robot that slaps people who lie. He decides to test it at dinner. He asks his son, "Son, where were you today during school hours?" "At school." The robot slaps the son. "Okay, I went to the movies!" The father asks, "Which one?" "Harry Potter." The robot slaps the son again. "Okay, I was watching porn!" The father replies, "What? When I was your age I didn't even know what porn was!" The robot slaps the father. The mom chimes in, "Haha! After all, he is your son!" The robot slaps the mother.

The robot is back on Craig's list.