Technology Jokes

First Programming Language

Q: What is the first programming language you learn when studying computer science?
A: Profanity

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Software Development Process

Software Development Process

  1. Order the T-shirts for the Development team
  2. Announce availability
  3. Write the code
  4. Write the manual
  5. Hire a Product Manager
  6. Spec the software (writing the specs after the code helps to ensure that the software meets the specifications)
  7. Ship
  8. Test (the customers are a big help here)
  9. Identify bugs as potential enhancements
  10. Announce the upgrade program

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Worf Changes His Hair Color

Q: Why did Worf change his hair color?
A: Because "It was a good day to dye."

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