Top Ten Bumper Stickers on the U.S.S. Enterprise-D

• Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!
• One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day... think about it
• HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!
• Guns don't kill people... Class 2 phasers do!
• Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!
• CAUTION... We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
• If you can read this... don't you think you're a wee bit too close?
• Have you hugged a Ferengi today?
• We brake for cubes!
• Wesley On Board!

Hawking Call

Q: What kind of phone did Steven Hawking use?
A: A smart phone

Internet Time

Q: Dad, is it true that spending time on the internet makes you dumber?"
A: "omg son lol"