Technology Jokes

Riker's Dating Philosophy

Q: What is Riker's dating philosophy?
A: If at first you don't succeed, try Troi again!

Anonymous

Top Ten Bumper Stickers on the U.S.S. Enterprise-D

  • Our other starship separates into 3 pieces!
  • One photon torpedo can ruin your whole day... think about it
  • HONK if you've slept with Commander Riker!
  • Guns don't kill people... Class 2 phasers do!
  • Zero to Warp 9.7 in 13 seconds!
  • CAUTION... We have a trigger happy Klingon at tactical.
  • If you can read this... don't you think you're a wee bit too close?
  • Have you hugged a Ferengi today?
  • We brake for cubes!
  • Wesley On Board!

Anonymous

Hawking Call

Q: What kind of phone did Steven Hawking use?
A: A smart phone

Anonymous
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